>> Monday, October 24, 2011
I would not be surprised if my little brother whole-heartedly believed he was adopted and had already begun the search for his biological life-givers. Case in point, Sunday dinner convo with the fam…
Brother Will: I haven’t been to the movies in forever. Y’all seen anything good?
Cara: I went and saw that new movie with George Clooney and I thought it was good.
Will: Which one? George Clooney hasn’t been in anything good since Oceans 11.
Cara: Yes he has! He has been in tons of good movies…
Will: Name one.
Cara: What was the one where he ran around killing all of the Nazis?
Will: Inglorious Bastards. That was Brad Pitt, not George Clooney.
Dad chimes in: Well what about A Beautiful Mind. That was a great movie.
Will: Again, not George Clooney. That was Russell Crowe.
Cara: Oh…but wait! That other movie! The one with the goats!
Will: Ohhhhh yeah. The Men Who Stare at Goats! You’re right. That was George Clooney.
Will: …terrible movie.