>> Thursday, December 3, 2009
I have witnessed a miracle, my friends. Yes, that’s right. A miracle. Allow me to divulge what leads me to this conclusion.
You see, Eric D. Wilkerson is the wonderful type of husband that brings home flowers for his undoubtedly phenomenal wife…that would be me. I know what some of you negative Nancy’s are thinking: Those Wilkerson kids have only been married a few years. Of course he still brings home flowers. Good point, but I feel that sharing Eric’s newlywed kindness with all of you fine folks raises the bar a bit, thus I can squeeze a few more years of flowering gifts from him.
Anyway, back on track, almost three weeks ago Eric arrived home with these little friends in tow…
Lovely, I know, but notice anything strange?…I’ll give you a moment…Come on. Look closely…They are still alive! Three weeks of sitting in the same water as day one and these puppies are not only still kicking but show no sign of backing down.
I am starting to worry that with mutant genes like this, they may be plotting to take over the world.