0 Goodbyes and Lies

They’re outta here! You’d think that after all of the fond memories I made burning dinners with these guys I’d be a little more sentimental about seeing my ultra-1960s appliances spreading their wings and moving on to a better place…but let’s get real.

FYI: Habitat for Humanity showed up on time to pick up household items…and leaves you with a tax receipt…and lies to you and tells you your house looks nice when any fool can see your sawdust-covered floors haven’t been swept in close to a month. Now that’s customer service.